EllaCinders

4/26/19

I read the headline as Children in Magnolia Can’t Breathe...

4/25/19

The Royal Family already have an heir, and an heir, and an heir, and a spare, and a spare.

4/23/19

The only reason I would weep is if someone forced me to see yet another Marvel Comics movie.

4/22/19

I’ve heard about people (like John Oliver) buying up outstanding medical debt for pennies on the dollar and then forgiving that debt. Is this also possible for student loans? If so, how do I get started?

4/22/19

The Supreme Court has made this very clear in a couple of cases: basically anything that Congress has the power to regulate (for example, insurance fraud, tax fraud, mail fraud, etc.) it has the power to investigate.

4/20/19

Google tells me that Fatass Limbaugh is 5’ 11” tall, and Fatass Trump is allegedly 6’ 3”. There is clearly not more than a 2 inch difference in their height. One of them is clearly lying, and I bet I can guess which one.

4/19/19

Throw her off the Empire State Building?

4/17/19

Why would Aunt Becky learn anything from a scene where she doesn’t appear? She was busy in her dressing room counting her lines when the heavy lessons were laid down.

4/17/19

flew from Florida to Colorado on Monday and purchased a shotgun and ammunition shortly after landing

4/16/19

“Our ratings were literally on fire yesterday!”

4/15/19

I would bet that 70-80% of people who like their insurance are the people who have never had a serious health issue. I like my insurance just fine, so far, but I’ve barely used it.

4/15/19

The accounting firm isn’t going to fight the subpoena. They are planning to cooperate and actually requested the subpoena to give them some legal cover for releasing private info.

4/15/19

The accounting firm requested the subpoena (a “friendly” subpoena) so they can comply with the legal request. This probably gives them some protection against litigation.

4/15/19

“No product has suffered like this one.”

4/15/19

But every night all the men will [still] come around, and lay their money down.

4/15/19

We don’t have unrestricted migration of poor people into the country, and haven’t for about a century (if we ever did).

4/15/19

The lawsuit claims the parents all have a religious objection to vaccines

4/15/19

Former professional ~~model~~...

4/15/19

worth about $28,940.72

4/12/19

I do quite like the way you work the “post-prison” phrase in there like it’s a foregone conclusion. If only we could be sure.