The 1996 translation is definitely not public domain. The copyright is owned by something called the Tyndale House Foundation.

I’m wondering exactly what Sarah Slanders does on a daily, hourly basis now. Monthly press briefings obviously don’t require a full-time person, especially since there’s no real preparation or fact gathering involved.

Actual transcript of White House discussions.*

On second thought, maybe they shouldn’t have included the “swipe right” function in the police database. Live and learn.

For instance, even with Disney’s live-action Aladdin coming soon, the animated film is unavailable for streaming or digital purchase.

We’re gonna need a bigger crock pot.

I wonder if she got any real estate in the divorce. It would certainly be funny if she put up a banner of her own of a hot, young guy with a caption like, “After 58 lousy years, finally, someone who can satisfy me!”

He can’t help it; he’s just hungry like the wolf.

And why can’t they just apply on-line, like they’re shopping, from the comfort of their own home and their own wifi network?

I think Donald Dementia is both more alliterative and more accurate.

I know! It’s hoards poring over the boarder for chrissakes!

She’s never set foot in the kitchen of the White House family quarters. “Making a snack for Barron” has always meant picking up the phone and telling someone to do it.

Of course. Exchanging diplomatic gifts is a centuries-old tradition and we give stupid gifts to heads of state all the time, too. It’s only newsworthy if someone tries to keep something valuable for himself.

Pendant necklace, consisting of 14-point white/green enameled star...further decorated with four emeralds or rubies each.

The super-deluxe 84-piece set of crayons was not reported because its value falls below the required limit for disclosure.

Does it always take at least 6 cops to arrest someone for littering?

I’d like to see some clever House staffer print out a name card that actually says that and see if anyone notices.

And this is a state crime, not federal.

Why is he announcing this now, 22 months from the end of the presidential term? Are people really clamoring to know where he’s going to sleep through the next two years?

I’ve always thought that Ivanka should be up against a brick wall, but I had a firing squad in mind.