There are some categories, like the two confusing Sound categories, Live Action Short and Animated Short that could easily be moved to the technical awards ceremony earlier in the week. But in exchange I demand that the honorary awards come back to the main show. A few years ago they gave Lauren Bacall an honorary…

He’s just fighting against Trump by following Sun Tzu’s advice:

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

Well, he is Canadian after all. Even the most spoiled pop star is going to be reasonably polite.

I think he should eat it, then photograph the shit that results.

The compromise includes just $1.375 billion for new fencing along the border, far short of the $5.7 billion he demanded for a wall — and less even than the deal that he rejected in December.

The agreement approved unanimously in the Senate in December included $1.6 billion for border security.

This is the 61st Annual “The Grammys Are Not Relevant to Current Music” discussion.

It’s her “typical West Hollywood gay man” brother. Maybe she wanted his professional opinion. 

Was her sad, empty womb in attendance as well, or did it have to sit home alone, in continuous mourning?

Yes, this statement seems amusingly naive:

Florida is clearly America’s dick, so the asshole of America has to be ... Texas, I guess? Louisiana is probably the scrotum — with all the humidity.

Since modern polling began, every president has had a period of time with an approval rate over 50%, sometimes way over 50%, except this loser.

Retiring old gas pumps and replacing them, at the same location, with charging stations, won’t even need much new investment.