Looking on the bright side: shrinking and painful genitals.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

I clicked on that thinking it was a mail-order bride site. Imagine my disappointment. Where can you find a reliable supply of debt-free, tattoo-free virgins, other than junior high?

Apparently he doesn’t not not tell it like it isn’t.

If the babies were coming imminently, they would have had no choice but to do the delivery. I am sure they did the tests they needed to check on the progress of her labor and determined that there was going to be more than enough time for a transfer.

So now, every single one of the victims, even those who had minor injuries, who had no intention of suing, has to find, and pay for, a lawyer so they don’t have their rights trampled on.

He is more than enough of a ruthless shitweasel. He’s just a very poor businessman who borrowed far too much money at high interest rates. Even a casino couldn’t produce enough cash flow to service the debt load.

Video of Sen. Flake’s office

This is Putin’s version of “I don’t know her.”

If Barron keeps it in his room — a 12-year-old boy who’s good at the “The Cyber” — I think the Russians are going to overhear a lot of sounds of, let’s just say, a boy becoming a man.

Is Junior wearing a woman’s suit?

Can this be reproduced in a small size (maybe 5 inches tall) so we can buy them in bulk and start mailing them to the White House?

Keep fucking that peach, guys.

Keep fucking that peach, guys.

Whoopi G, Superstar

Can anyone explain the variability in the numer of nominees in some of the categories?

CAIAPHAS

Cleopatra’s tomb has never been found. It seems like she’d rate a big-ass sarcophagus.

Well here’s a good question for a Democrat in on the judicial committee: