I'm in the same boat as you. Eggnog can die in a fire.

I always find myself staring more intently at a screen if I see something scary/horrifying, as if I can't tear myself away. Oculus would make the experience quite a bit more scary, though.

This seems almost like a Minority Report-eque solution to this problem. Definitely not the way to go.

I guess you could say that the realization that you used 2000 mAh pancake batter would be quite... shocking.

I guess you could say that the realization that you used 2000 mAh pancake batter would be quite... shocking.

"You can also plug it into a wall outlet via a USB input to charge its internal 2000 mAh batter."

"You can also plug it into a wall outlet via a USB input to charge its internal 2000 mAh batter."

That's the same problem I've had. I've only played on two of them so far, and both times the team sets up camp in one area and kills everybody from the other team that tries to go up there and clean them out.

Ah, pardon me. That does indeed seem more accurate.

I am impressed, your e-penis is at least 2 feet long. Bravo.

From a hilariously terrible name to an equally terrible announcer, this article was just full of laughs.

Now that can't be true. I have a friend who's an expert in the field of dogology, and he has told me on more than one occasion that dogs are, in fact, stinky poop faces.

100 mustard stars! I'll tell you, the galaxy would go nicely with a hot dog.

My family knows somebody that suffers from the same type of amnesia, so I don't see why this would be fake. That would be quite scary, if you think about it.

Again, it was a valiant effort.

While I commend you for putting words together, it's usually nice to put them together in a way that makes sense.

What a wonderful waste of a comment. You really think Mojang decided to make a film about themselves? You don't think that maybe, just maybe a group of individuals liked their story enough that they approached Mojang with a film offer? To be even more clear, the production company, 2 Player Productions, funded the…

Eh, I'm a PC gamer anyways (I do own a PS3, though). Hopefully they'll release it on a platform like iTunes or Amazon movies sometime soon.

Kind of disappointed it's releasing first on LIVE, but I'm still excited to see it nonetheless. The trailer definitely piqued my interest.

This! My school's barbecue rib sandwiches were the bomb.