"Ironic... a disappointing mewl is how this all got started in the first place." —Emmitt Smith

Where the fuck is every deadspin writer and commenter who had some shit to say about my Buckeyes?! Suck a dickkkkkkkkkk

I'm all aboard the Fuck the SEC train. Hopefully obnoxious terms like "SEC speed" can be put to rest forever. That "SEC speed" sure struggled to keep up with Ezekiel Elliott.

Yeah, fuck that guy for doing his job and reporting the news. He should stop, that would really benefit "your" cause...(newsflash asshole: it should be the cause of everyone.)

"I know this is a huge issue...but it's colddddddddddddddd."

I eagerly await reports of the first drunk 3-AM-on-a-Saturday text exchanges between the two following the break-up.

SF: I miss u bae
Harbaugh: Michigan treats me better than u
SF: MICHAGUN WONT DO THE THING YOU LIKE
Harbaugh: Please don't say it
SF: BUTTHOLE

Harbaugh will make your shit program credible for a year or two before everybody realizes you still suck ass, but at least you're not another black hole W on OSU's schedule until then.

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First the North Koreans tank The Interview, now the King of Gondor is calling out soccer players. Crazy week for international incidents.

Always thought his favorite club would be Rangers.

"thanks for referencing the Kardashians. He's the same, famous for being famous, certainly not for creating quality material."

Anddddddd this is where it always falls apart with people like you. I'm sure he just fell into 32,000,000 fans by complete accident. It was all a scheme of a marketing department making…

Oh wait, I think I know this one. I think you have to take the aggressive dog across the river first, and then you bring the other one over and take the aggressive one back with you, and then take another one across. Something like that. I think the cats are just fucked.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

And like most assaults in Brooklyn, no one was there to witness it.

Right? I get a strong vibe that Master Goodell is upset with his "uppity house negro" so he sent one of his bootlickers out to try and trash him.

I am 26 and have lived in Ohio for all but three of those years and I have zero idea what the hell a dirt pudding is.

Aha, I get it! You're trying to say I was bad at CoH. It was a game about nothing, with no structure and nothing to do. Add on a balls awful clunky UI and a poor attempt at a "story" and you've got...a badass character generator. My favorite character generator of all time.

Obviously City of Heroes was amazing and…

Please. When I was kid growing up on an army base in the middle of the prairies, we had many Blizzards.

No surprise as the Lakers have the most ineffective shooting guard in the NBA.