Looking forward to voting for that rapist you support. Biden 2020: Fingerblastoff!

Lol lets be real, if Biden loses you're going to spend another four years being hashtag resistance and bitching about Bernie voters

A female poc voting for an old white male rapist

Glad you're willing to vote for a rapist. You believe the victims, right?!

He fears China economically but needs to stir the racism in his base just enough to keep them motivated and shitposting, therefore you get this balancing attempt where he praises Xi specifically a lot while talking out of the other side of his little anusmouth.

Not to be a total smartass but couldn’t just about anybody count their last 3 church visits on one hand? 

If they lift this order over the fucking dow jones, I will be marching into the center of my city and rioting. I suggest you do the same

We, as citizens, need to do our part by killing the Republican physically closest to us and eating them

Who wrote that? I've never wanted to hurt someone more.

The door to that church should have been shut and locked behind them. Good luck with sky daddy, fuckfaces.

My wife is really struggling with being unemployed and can’t deal with my being high risk but forced to work in healthcare

I was super hyped for Animal Crossing to find I would have to drive over 175 miles to find a store with a Switch in stock and I'm heartbroken. Amazon is currently chock full of price gougers.

For anyone interested in some older MMO experiences: Standing Stone Games, runners of Lord of the Rings and Dungeons and Dragons Online; are offering full access to all features and expansions in their games free of charge until 4/30.

Both of them suggest the other is a piece of shit and at this point I'm inclined to believe both of them

My wife and I pick a park and have a Disney “date” once a month between trips...pick a handful of ride videos, make pretzels (or buy the Mickey ice cream bars they sell at kroger) and watch a video of the fireworks show.

The Show 20 early access. Yes I am the problem why do you ask

“he sucks”

Every day I am upset that Splinter and Deadspin are gone while this horseshit blog still exists.

So what is jezebel's official editorial position on when it is and isn't okay to mock the mentally ill?

Anddddddddd how much money was she making towards the end?