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I think this calls for a test. I bet the Tile can be submerged for much longer than an hour if it’s just sitting in a bowl (maybe forever). How about dropping it in and seeing how long it works?

I think this calls for a test. I bet the Tile can be submerged for much longer than an hour if it’s just sitting in

I have wanted to have something like this, but these days I might have a single regular key or maybe two. Most cars just have a fob with a remote, and there’s no good solution for minimizing the bulk.

I have wanted to have something like this, but these days I might have a single regular key or maybe two. Most cars

Yeah, it’s crazy. You get punished if you don’t have a lot of different types of debt.

Yeah, it’s crazy. You get punished if you don’t have a lot of different types of debt.

If you can get the JP Morgan Reserve (need to be a JP Morgan Private Bank customer), do. It’s the Chase Sapphire Reserve with a hidden trade-in and United Club access for you and guests (on request). Same price as the CSR.

If you can get the JP Morgan Reserve (need to be a JP Morgan Private Bank customer), do. It’s the Chase Sapphire

Silly residents, the tax bill was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’

I’m about to get much respect heading to my meetings with my new laptop bag from the actual fucking moon. I’ve been told there’s some dust in there I need to clean out though…

Yes, I’ll take a pod attachment to my S6 for the kids.

Well, it did break after all

When I’m in The West (excluding CA), I notice there’s 85 octane out there on a lot of pumps. Does ANYTHING say to use 85?

If you’re a JP Morgan Private Bank client, you want the JP Morgan Reserve. It’s the same thing as the CSR but has a hidden trade-in and requitable free United Club membership for the same annual fee. You also get an incredibly awesome heavy metal card (changeable to plastic if you don’t want the bling) I really enjoy

If you’re a JP Morgan Private Bank client, you want the JP Morgan Reserve. It’s the same thing as the CSR but has a

Is that something I did?

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when someone shows up to say hello. Unless at very loud levels or you have someone right next to you, people probably won’t hear your music.

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when

Do note that they don’t plan to ship these anytime soon (guaranteed for Christmas delivery!)

Do note that they don’t plan to ship these anytime soon (guaranteed for Christmas delivery!)

I’ve got it! Disney has a perfect way to support The President and get good sayings: Just have robo-Trump speak his tweets. Who could deny that?

Which one?

Cars [1] was wonderful, nuanced, and all around amazing. Cars 2, not so much. This one is looking a bit more like the latter…

This is Gizmodo, right? A CPU is a central processing unit, really?

Have not needed one on my Mac ever (in OS 6-9 there really weren’t any viruses, and OS X has been solid), but I acknowledge I wouldn’t run anything I wasn’t sure of.

Wow, that’s a low rating on Amazon (just 3 reviews though).

Wow, that’s a low rating on Amazon (just 3 reviews though).

How do you like the Samsung TV mic hack? That’s pretty messed up and believable (for TVs with Mics).