If you’re a JP Morgan Private Bank client, you want the JP Morgan Reserve. It’s the same thing as the CSR but has a hidden trade-in and requitable free United Club membership for the same annual fee. You also get an incredibly awesome heavy metal card (changeable to plastic if you don’t want the bling) I really enjoy…

If you’re a JP Morgan Private Bank client, you want the JP Morgan Reserve. It’s the same thing as the CSR but has a…

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when someone shows up to say hello. Unless at very loud levels or you have someone right next to you, people probably won’t hear your music.

While that’s true, they can be great for the office if you don’t want to act like someone cattle prodded you when…

Do note that they don’t plan to ship these anytime soon (guaranteed for Christmas delivery!)

Do note that they don’t plan to ship these anytime soon (guaranteed for Christmas delivery!)

Which one?

Wow, that’s a low rating on Amazon (just 3 reviews though).

Wow, that’s a low rating on Amazon (just 3 reviews though).

Fair point on the GT3RS. I bet they do care about imperial unit milestones given how many of their cars are sold in the USA.

I guess it would look better without the front license plate (good to be in a reasonable state that doesn’t require one), but I’m not sure about the baleen front. The rear end has an extra angle it doesn’t need.

You know someone over there was freaking out trying to find 2 extra MPH

The real question is, does this one still have the audio prompts functioning? “Bing. Your fuel level is low. Your fuel level is low.”

Thanks!

I appreciate the list, which is very interesting. Of course our first set of Presidential vehicles included an EV. Ha!

What was the first U.S. President Beast? Okay, so they may have only called it The Beast more recently, but when did they have a dedicated custom armored limo? Pic?

LED door projectors? I thought BMW was better than this. You can pick up crap like that in the shop while they wash your car…

Well, I don’t close my car door with my shirt, but I do often grab a place on plastic over paint. I definitely use the interior trunk handle to close the trunk 100% of the time.

What does it cost in brake wear alone, for a single pretty hard 250-0? $15,000?

Nothing is worse than reverse lights doubling for coming/going lights. “Oh, here I’m waiting for you to back out of the parking spot, but NOOOOOO, you’re leaving your car.”

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Did they include the required gold plating upgrades to the interiors in the costs?

Really though, they can do MUCH better.