A real question for another column, what should a well heeled upper-middle class family get for their kids?

They won’t be scrapped, there’s a solution in here somewhere.

I sure hope people see this buyback + bonus as an opportunity to support the company. Not everyone in the company fucked this up. Pretty sure it’s about the best anyone has requested.

Seems silly to pay full depreciated price back for the car AND get $5-7K, which you definitely should do if you have one.

Acknowledging Doug’s fair statements above how someone might end up with a car, generally things that irritate me:

Dumb! Doesn’t MB understand eventually most of their cars will be electric?

√ on Amazon Universal Wish List

Anyone else love that all these guys are wearing blue jeans and dark leather(?) jackets?

This could be an honest mistake. The language here is similar to boilerplate in lots of contracts. Possibly Tesla doesn’t want the favor they do for one person to become standard me to for everyone when they have no obligation to do out of warranty work.

This is SOOOOO perfect for African war lords. They would use the mad skilz of this beast for productive and destructive use

I re-programmed settings today on my Audi S6 using the ODB II port, VCDS and re-coding, thank you very much. Looking forward to the winter when I put my winters on in my garage.

Stefan is a great guy, and I had the pleasure of meeting him at the “#thinksolar” summit he organized last Thursday at IMS. He’s pushing for emissions reductions not by doing it in the cars, but finding other areas and offsetting them by replacing generators, offsetting them in other areas etc. Pretty cool. Definitely…

So...it's not a production electric car...

No it freakin’ isn’t. They can do their own damn paperwork if they want to sell the car. It doesn’t cost them $200.

Doug, your challenge is to maximize your average speed on your trip. If you drive it like a Dodge Neon, why have an Aston?

He didn’t have an account of “something interesting about yourself for middle school class introductions” so now: √

Of course we would hack it. That shouldn’t even be a question.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

You’re missing the in-and-out with private party sales!!