Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!
What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?
WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!
Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.
If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.
Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.
When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.
“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”
Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.
Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.
I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.
Katmandidn’t
Zero. The answer is always zero, because watermelon is gross.
God...I always fucking hated [MLB player]. Can’t trust that son of a bitch.
Flour for Algernon