LS swap?

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I thought Mario Balotelli only wore Crocs.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Yes, but in Epcot you can drink around the world.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Katmandidn’t

Zero. The answer is always zero, because watermelon is gross.

Flour for Algernon