Look. If we're doing this. If we're doing Dark Souls. We're gonna do Dark Souls community videos. WE'RE GONNA NEED THE ROCK!

God damnit, dad! I'M IN MY ROOM! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU!

Now that's how you generate interest! Get a guy whose made SEVERAL classic shooters. Have him leave the company that made him famous and just stop making games. Then you tease his triumphant return to games. It's a shooter. HIS BREAD AND BUTTER! This could be amazing, guys. Holy shit... AND THEN ITS FREE TO PLAY! HYPE…

Orton is selling like dead for that barrier.

WRESTLING GIF TIIIIIIIIIME!!!

As far as I know, Dan Ryckert was there. So... Yeah. Essentially.

...Shit, yeah. Not smart-assed. Batman DOESNT have a budget. Aiden is just a criminal Renaissance man.

As many have mentioned, Soul Blazer is part of a trilogy with Illusion of Gaia and Terranigma. Illusion of Gaia is one of the first legit, non-Nintendo RPGs I ever played. It left an indelible mark on the young mind of Elegantes Pantalones. The music of Illusion of Gaia is the thing that most makes me remember the…

So, he's Batman without the budget.

...They replicate the cloning tech that the aliens used to make the Kaijus and make STACKS of Stacker Pentecosts! BOOM! MOVIE SAVED! WHERES MY CHECK, FUCKERS!?

Yes! YES! PLEASE! YES! Motherfuckers. YOU HAVE THE SPLINTER CELL TEAM ON THE PAYROLL! Go grab like five of the SC team, lock them in a room and make them fix AC's busted stealth mechanics!

Yeah, but Djokovic was a jerk to Nadal that time. So, yeah. Stepanek is a cokehead and Djokovic is kind of a d-bag. Everyone has crosses to bare.

Some people just want to experience the story and the setting, without having to sink a 100 hours into a game. Back when the game came out I could do that, because I didnt have a job or wife. Now that I have both, I cant just dump all my time into replaying FF8. Maybe Perlman is the kinda person who played Human…

That dude looks like a Badguy... He looks the kinda dude who would wield a sword that looks like an engineblock with a handle on it.

So no civilians, no collateral damage to be had? Nothing that would distinguish this game from BF4 in any way other than some new modes? It seriously seems like this could've been an expansion pack instead of a $59.99 product. To this I say!

Post-E3 bummers have set in. Now begins the long wait for games to actually come out. I can wait for the stuff that's coming out this fall, or some nebulous time in 2015 or beyond (Looking at you, EA!) But No Mans Sky fills me with that feeling I used to get as a kid when I absolutely cannot fathom waiting anymore and…

Christ... I forgot about the Crash Test Dummies style car explosions. It's like they installed explosives in every vehicle and put a detonator on the roof! I was so bummed that I could go to the top of Mount Chilead and roll ass over tea kettle down the thing. Also, I really wish they'd allowed your health bar to…

It may not be the best, but the gameplay is leaps and bounds from GTAIV. Go back and try to play that NOW. It's so damned dated compared to V. The shooting is next to impossible, the cars handle like boats and dear God that game depressed me with just the setting. I live on the East Coast. The East Coast is not as…

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