Of the sample of people who I personally know who really dig the glut of terrible reality shows, they're not watching it from an ironic, sociological experiment viewpoint. They're watching it because HYHUCK THOSE DUKE BOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

It's not a hint of hate, it's legit hate. And I enjoy it. Clearly I'm jealous of PewDiePie. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest. And it seems to me that the kind of people who really get into PewDiePie are the lowest of the lowest common denominator type of people. NOT BIG…

MORE POUCHES AND BROKEN ANATOMY! Oh Liefeld. I miss the days of shitty fighting games. I for one LOVED BioF.R.E.A.K.S.!

Alot of axles per vehicle, more wubs per axle. There has gotta be some sort of Golden Ration, Pythagoras nonsense to explain the wub-factor.

It looks like all MK games, pure dumb fun. Let's just call a truce and drink haterade on the people that deserve it, you know, Smash players. SMASH IS NOT A TOURNAMENT FIGHTER! *dives into the foxhole, because a truthbomb just went off*

I really wanna play this! MK9 was super fun, and the story mode is the best a fighting game had ever had at that point. A few things that bug me about X though. The new characters seriously have that weird late-nineties vibe. Very War Gods, Mace: The Dark Age. Shit, the Aztec guy has a moveset called War God! Please…

Oh God. The FGC is here, guys. Don't mention fun around them! WOULDNT WANT ANYONE TO HAVE FUN!

Fully potatoed? You potatoed violently into your pants?

I intend to post this whenever dew and doritos are mentioned.

Who is this Kingpin you speak of. It's just local New York businessman Wilson Fisk!

This point is moot, cause Andrew Wilson is dressed like a goddamned Bond villain!

Ive become sort if a fanboy for Sony lately, but damn I want Ultra Halo Championship Collection, Sunset Overdrive and whatever the hell Kamiya is bringing to the party.

Sure, she sleeps over her covers... FOUR FEET ABOVE HER COVERS!

All I want is that hostage to dipset and run the fuck away. I WANT HER TO RUN AND YOU HAVE TO GRAB HER IF YOU'RE THE BAD GUYYS! WILDCARD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

EA was kind of a bummer too. No bombshells yet. When they were announcing the re-jiggering of an old franchise I was thinking "Blinx!?"

I got hype for Sunset Overdrive and that big ass Halo package, but that's kinda it. Never played Phantom Brave (although I'm excite because they remembered they have games other than Halo and Gears) I got excite for the Platinum game and actually shouted "KAMIYAS HERE!!?" at work... But very underwhelmed. Lots of…

Super underwhelmed. Maybe just whelmed? This was their shot at bringing the games! ...And they brought CG trailers and shit they had last year. Rare form, guys. I WANTED you to make me want an Xbone!

This isnt Lionhead. Moly is Lionhead. His overpromising, underdelivering, liverspotted face WAS Lionhead. Without him, it's just another developer for Microsoft to say "This would be great if you added more guns and cover to it!"

I really love how they managed to turn an action rpg into a third person shooter! Great job, Microsoft! *FART NOISE!* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!