You guys got any crack?

Honestly. Fuck it. The series is so goddamned stagnant and awful (save for Generations and Transformed) why not go nuts. Let someone do something different and stop trying to recapture shit from twenty years ago.

I always wondered why CS didnt become like Quake and everyone is just rocking the most ridiculous skins possible. Like Homer Simpson running around with the bomb? Unless this is something that fundamentally cant happen in CS? What's to stop people from throwing skins on their characters?

Saints Row. Start out as a dude who sorta resembles me. Say fuck that. COOL BLACK LADY WITH WHATEVER SICK FACEPAINT I CAN GIVE HER AND THE SNAZZIEST SUIT POSSIBLE! Eurrytime. Always wanna play as a bad ass lady. I have no idea what that says about me, apart from damn near every other game I play has me staring at some…

Uuuuuuuh... I played the shit out of Vice City...

I think I've heard none of what he says... All I know is he's REALLY going for the Jim Cornette look.

I think I've heard none of what he says... All I know is he's REALLY going for the Jim Cornette look.

Why even insert a middle-man into the equation. I prefer a blender provided burger slurry. Throw the milkshake, the fries, the burger, the chicken nuggets into the blender, hit gooify and then slurp that shit up. Just like mama used to make. (Mama was an American Bald Eagle. USA! USA! USA!!!)

I know I Feel Better having seen this game...

YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU! Wait. I thought Gaf was all up Sonys ass? When did this change? Also. Why would saying you don't give a shit about Halo be psychotic? Halo hasnt be -great- since 2. 3 was dissapointing, had no interest in ODST, Reach, 4. Shit, the last thing I did that was Halo was read Ghosts of Onyx…

I dig it. It looks like a Borderlands gun. The Xbone looks like a monolithic piece of machinery, it's paint job should reflect an industrial look as well.

I liked this game better when it was called MURAKUMO AND IT WAS an OG XBOX GAME!

I enjoyed my time with Forever too. It's not a good game, but it was okay. I enjoyed the stupidity of it. I imagined everyone just smiling and nodding at crazy old Duke as he talks shit and ways weird stuff. It's more dissapointing than it is bad.

They still have cheats, it's just called dlc now. Saints Row has cheats, you have to buy. Unlockable outfits and characters used to be hidden behind cheats. Now you pay for them.

Whenever I play games on my meager laptop, I always try to go for framerate over graphical fidelity. If the game looks nice, okay, but if I only see how pretty it is every 15 frames, what's the point?

WOO-HAN!

TR 2013 did exactly what it should've. Reintroduced an iconic videogame character and made a new world for her adventures to take place in. Tomb Raider has always been a good melange of science and magic, or at least magic existing in a semi-grounded world. We're not getting t-rex's but we got giant fuck-all undead…

Give it a shot, if you find it cheap. There was a sale for PS+ early last year, I think we got it for 30 bucks the month it came out. Damn good deal for what I got.

I had no outlet to post that gif. It just makes me happy...

WHY DIDNT EVERYONE LOVE THE MAKO!? You're exploring open alien worlds in a sick dune buggy with guns and JUMPJETS!!! What the hell!? For my money the Mako was the best part of the gameplay in ME1. Oh in ME2 you fucking scan planets... from orbit... "Probe Away" ...Fascinating...