I dont think Shingo really meant HELMET. I think he meant the xenomorphs chitinous shell. It's see thru. But I think the most you see it is in Resurrection, and as such we dont speak of it.

I don't think it's shit stirring to say Wii U is in trouble. In trouble, yes, but it's not dead in the water. Like you said, the Gamecube was a barren wasteland, but I think after the massive success of the Wii Ninty has more than enough money to fuck up this generation. Like the Gamecube it'll be my…

But what we really wanna know is... HOW MUCH IS IT!? AND WHERE CAN I GET IT!?

I think it's a Citgo. I needed a water after work and while waiting to be rung up the cashier got the people in front of me and I heard the ring sound. It caused an immediate Pavlovian response that made me look for a ring counter.

The thing that I take away from this is that THE REGISTER MAKES SONIC RING NOISES! OH MY GOD!!! Theres a gas station around my way that does the same thing...

HACK THE PLANET!

Yeah... My gf bought -me- the Wii U. I find it hard to believe she wasnt just buying it for herself and SAYING it was for me, cause she's waiting for Bayo 2. I was psyched for Kitty Cat Mario, as dumb as that sounds.

Yeah, I mean the online in GTA5 is still kinda fucked and broken. I dunno if it's as fundamentally broken as Sim City was, but it's still a real goddamned slog to play and achieve anything. It just became boring. An entire state of silliness to play with, with cars and planes and helos and guns... And it's the most…

Verily. It's a NINTENDO console. Just like the Gamecube, it's going to be a Mario/Zelda/Metroid(ohgodyespleasemetroid) box. And I'm fine with that. I'm gonna get the PS4 and the Xbone eventually. The PS4 will be my main console for the forseeable future. The Wii U will never be that, but calling it an inferior product…

They'd definitely look less than stellar, but the NES games look solid on the Wii U coming thru HDMI. They'd be scaled obviously, and the weirdoes who want to have them stretched all to hell can have that too. It just seems like an idea they're wasting.

You dont see the value in what is essentially a big-screen DS having Virtual Console ports of already awesome DS games? Your tv is the top screen. Your Wii U Gamepad is the bottom screen. Hell, give me the 3DS games. A SUPER 3DS GAMEBOY! I dont ever wanna play games on the 3DS. I give zero-fucks for 3D. I just wanna…

My gf got me a Wii U for X-Mas. She fucking made my day. I could give a shit if it was an Xbone a PS4 or the WiiU. I got a new CONSOLE, broseph! That's awesome no matter how you slice it. Granted, I cant play it because I have no Wii games and the game that came with it I cant download because Ninty is like LOL…

A big ass stationary DS is what I want. It's a shame that Ninty doesnt wanna just give me what I want! A fucking DS collection of the Castlevania games. Dawn of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin and Order of Ecclessia. GIVE! GIVE ME! I GIVES YOU MY MAAAAAANIES!

Oh dear GOD. That guys voice makes me wanna die. ...Dreamcast is magical however. Little off-white box filled with happiness and Super Magnetic Neo!

Yeah, but there's probably no ten games better than Brothers...

Bioshock Infinite was not a good -game- The story was amazing, the characters were great, the music was amazing, the setting was beautiful. The GAMEPLAY was god damned AWFUL. When I'm playing a videogame and I loathe the parts in between the story, because it's just more mindless (not very good) shooting, you fucked…

I love seeing a "search and assess" from inside someone else's head.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! ...What the fuck is a Jimquisition!? Ahg! Get this out of my eyeballs! This is That Guy With The Glasses level douchery... Strike that. At least TGWTG had Spoony and Cinema Snob... Christ. Zero Punctuation really -is- the only worthwhile portion of that entire site. Is LRR still on there? Have they…