Dangit. Thanks for the update!

Are the Sports Junkies alive, do they broadcast in Maryland/Baltimore anymore? Cause I cant stand sports-talk. It's seriously the worst, but the Junkies were sorta Opie & Anthony meets sportstalk...

I've been getting their update videoes for what seems like an eternity. When the hell is this game coming out, or is it Chakan The Forever Alpha?

I'm surprised they didnt bring it out for the PS2 again. "We wanna hit our biggest install base..."

GEE-OHF KEGLEE!

...Yeah, but The Cell. It interfaces with your washer and your tv and thus it makes the PS3 more powerful. ...Cause reasons.

Uhm. Wasn't it widely accepted that the PS3 was more powerful than the 360 but was a pain in the ass to work with so the majority of games never took advantage of it? I doubt this years games on the ps3 like last of us, would look half as good on the 360

Is this the board that processes microtransactions on 60 dollar games?

...Wow. Useless. Didnt Ellie tell you the story of what happened with her friend who got bit? I was super excite, until I realized id be playing something I already know the outcome of... Awesome...

Gerstmann knows how to make it wobble, if you catch my drift...

The Cracked version. THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS!!!

Is anyone surprised that the One can run at 60 more reliably at 720 than the PS4 can at 1080? My two year old laptop can run games in 720 pretty reliably, struggles with 1080. What does this say for PS4 who cant achieve stable framrates at 60 and 1080, and the One that (rumored) cant pump out -30- at 720 wth Dead…

Great list, Kirk, but you picked the wrong damn Assassins Creed trailer! UNKLE - Lonely Soul! COME OOOOOOOOOON! This was honestly the thing that sold me on the first AC game. The lyrics, the visuals and the coldness of the production of the song really struck me. And made me wanna take a shot on a new franchise. I…

Can Smartglass play anything other than your standard touchy-screeny type games, like those on any modern smart phone? Ya know, the games that aren't full Battlefield 4, and more akin to an Angry Birds or Ridiculous Fishing? Smartglass cannot, on any tablet, play ACTUAL real games. Core games (Ugh, that phrase) cannot…

Baller apartment. Looked at the list. "What's the most expennsive? Sure. Whatever. I'll post up here until this game doesnt suck, and I'll already have this apartment. Whatever...

My Kotaku name is easy. Fancy pants in Spanish. Even tho pantalones de lujo is "fancy pants. Elegantes Pantalones sounds sillier. The name I use for most things is "testas22" Back in the heady days of IRC (mIRC, reppin' it.) I... played a vampire in a tavernchat rpg room on SorceryNet. His name was Testas. He was…

I totally came in here to jump on the usual "Shut Up, Patricia", Feminazi hate-train. But... Holy shit. Good show, Patricia. Good pull. Also. Your recent Poke-focused articles have been great.

Entered zip-code. Apparently there's a PS4 demo unit in some dudes house 20 miles away in D.C... ...Lucky fucker. I bet he's enjoying the shit out of Driveclub and Knack... Piece of shit is probably laughing at me... The dim, pale azure light of the PS4 controller cast onto his too-perfect white teeth as he goddamned…

OH GOD! THE LAUGHTER! FUN WAS HAD BY A- Well, one. And I guess you. So, two. Annnnnnd subscribed to this youtuber!

I'm pretty sure the ridiculousness of calling "FUCKING SICK BURN" on anything you do yourself is meant as a joke. And not meant to be taken seriously. Just like claiming anything to be "classic me" or "vintage me" is. It's sarcasm. You're on the internets, you should be familiar with it.