It's a crytek shooter. Isn't ignoring it what people do anyway? OOH FUCKING SICK BURN

...Holy shit. I just remembered this fucking evil goddamned grenade... Also. N-Bomb... It made me giggle when I saw the word. For a second I had a mental image of Joanna screaming racial epithets at the president for running right into gunfire on the goddamned plane.

God damnit, Gavin!

I seriously cannot remember a Marvel crossover event that DIDNT suck. This isnt even trollbait! I SWEAR! I just cant remember when I've ever been engrossed in a crossover that Marvel has put out. Civil War was okay, until they totally retconned everything and technically NOTHING actually mattered in the long run. (All…

Silent Hill. The first one. Not really a spoiler, since the Nurses have become sort of the mascot of the series, after Pyramid Head/Red Pyramid. The moment was the first time you descend into the hospital basement. Low on ammo, and health (I WASNT GOOD AT GAMES THEN!) I ventured into the darkness until I saw my first…

It's a joke about a magical creature, shaped like various types of dicks that molests a fictional character. I still dont know why this is anything newsworthy. So someone was offended and doesnt want to go to PAX anymore. ...So?

...OH GOD THE FUCKING FEELS! MY HEART! WHAT IS THIS! IS THIS WHAT HAVING A SOUL FELT LIKE!?

As Dr. Ian Malcolm would say. 'Porn finds a way.'

Isnt this basically the Aura Interactor with better tech? PLUG IT BACK IN, DORK!

I actually really liked the campaign for Battlefield 3. Moreso than even Modern Warfare 2 which just got... reaally Micheal Bay-ee. The mission where the Russian tam runs thru the streets of Marseilles (I think...) was super cool and heart poundy.
The Night Shift mission was cool and tense. The encounter with the MIG…

This is probably the most well thought out, researched, best read i've ever experienced on any Gawker site. Just cause it's about dicks, doesnt make it any less hilarious or thought-provoking. I mean why DO people love to draw dicks on stuff? Why do I sicken my girlfriend by making hovering, water-spraying rocket…

I think he's referring to Prototype. Play as a hoody dude named Alex Mercer. He's all tortured and stuff, can run up buildings, make his arms into big claws and tentacles. There was a terrible sequel. The original was pretty fun, even if it did get boring after awhile. Any game where I can Macho Man elbow drop a…

Gates has got ups.

The Kinect will never be able to sense any other emotion out of me other than anger, because I'm using a GODDAMNED KINECT! *deep breath* The other thing. Always on, always calibrated cameras... In My bedroom... Guess I'll be putting electrical tape over the cameras, wrapping in sack cloth and shoving it into a lead…

Nintendo has a patent on the classic cross-style d-[ad. Which is sadly, why you dont see it on other controllers. Dual Shock is a cross, but it's segmented, Xbo is a cross but it's on that weird circular disc thingy that suuuuucks.

Racism is wrong. Yes. We're all in agreement. However offending people is not wrong. Nowhere in the constitution does it say "you have the right to not be offended." Sometimes things will pop up that offend you. The easiest way to get around that is to not be offended by anything, or, of you are offended, dont…

SO, does this mean that Jakks will not be developing it, and we wont be getting essentially the same game as the original Smackdown games from 2000? Some of the items in the modern games are the EXACT same animations and clothing from the first game in 2000... If nothing else, a new developer might breathe some life…

Yes. Let the butthurt flow through you. Here, I'll dial 911 and get the WAAAAAAH-mbulance here. Why not have some Pabst Boo-Hoo Ribbon to wash down your Chicken Pout-Pie... KEEP HATIN. We'll be over here enjoying the shit out of a goddamned great game that's the best DMC since the first one. (I personally loved DMC2,…

I wouldn't put much stock in the moral code of a guy who dresses up like a bat cause mommy and daddy died and left him a bunch of money. He's a psycho. And he exists in a fantasy land where a guy, with his fists, and fight twenty heavily armed guys with matching outfits and Joker facepaint. The thin tying of the…

You're talking about DmC? I thought you meant Max Payne 3... DAMN he's Emo in 3... WE GET IT! YOUR LIFE IS A SWIRLING ABYSS OF DEPRESSION, DRUG ABUSE AND UNCHECKED ALCOHOLISM! Christ, get a kitten, deal with you shit, son.