All I can think of is Vaas, raping. However. He wouldnt rape women. He'd rape men, not as a gay thing, as a power thing. Alpha male shit taken to its farthest reaches... I should stop staring at this picture... I'm just gonna hug my girlfriend when she gets home and that'll make it all better.

I know, right? Quite a rack.

RTS + RPG? Like Brutal Legend? No thanks! Although this is saying it right off that it's an RTS/RPG and not suckering people in with action-rpg looks at the game and the awesome metal angle... and then sneak-thieving the RTS crap in... STILL PISSED

I dont get the Snyder-hate. The guy hasnt made a bad movie yet. Does he make The Godfather? No. He makes great popcorn movies. (I havent seen the owl movie) Sucker Punch sure as shit wasnt an Oscar winner, but it was cool looking. Style goes a long way into making a fun movie. Was it sexist? ...Yeah, kinda. Was it…

I hear you with music being the catalyst for tears. Case in point. When Compass starts playing on the snowy ride back to see your family in Red Dead Redemption. MANLY TEARS WERE SHED!

Oh, he didnt kill anyone! He just held a guy while someone else stabbed them! TOTALLY INNOCENT.

You must live a charmed life. Some people make the choice to buy used games based on pure economics. I would NEVER have played as many games as I did when I was a kid without used games. Heading to the local pawn shop to buy an N64 cart, out of the box with magic marker price written on it? MAGICAL! So, yeah, take…

I'm sorry if this has already been pointed out, but shouldnt penis-swastikas be called swasdickas?

Listen. If one pound fish man can be a goddamned meme. Ice Cold Water guy should be way bigger than he is. HE'S SHREDDED AND LOUD!!!

4 minutes? I feel like i've already seen the movie from the two minute trailer. It reveals I'm assuming ninety percent of the plot points from the film in two minutes. I guarantee that if someone asked me if I've seen it, I could just use what's i the trailer to fake it...

I have a N64 sitting downstairs, still mostly hooked up to the tv. And I'd STILL get excited if someone got me another one. Even if it was just a system and some controllers. Not even boxed!

God damnit, Wayne LaPierre. I wanna love the NRA, but god -damnit- dude... Embrace the gamers! My original gateway drug into loving firearms was Goldeneye 007. The first time I heard the DD44 Dostovei pistol fire, I was hooked. I tried to find any information on the guns in Goldeneye, I asked my mom for a giant gun…

My first Steam sale when I had a computer capable of playing modern games was earlier this year, during the Summer Sale. I was so goddamned excited, having heard of all the games I could get for a pittance. Every day I would check the sale pages, salivating over what could be bought at rock-bottom prices. I spent a…

Perhaps your anus does not appeal to the Grey Ones.

They show him bounce his heat vision off a medicine cabinet mirror in the animated series, and then admire how awesome his job is. Superdickery.

Played the demo in front of my gf and we both went "Whoa, whoa, whoa... Angel and a Demon? The hell?" Also, I never thought about this until they said he was a Nephillim. HOW DID SPARDA MEET DANTES MOM IN THE FIRST PLACE!? It's not like a 9 foot tall demon with hell armor could walk into a dive bar and ask for…

It feels like a less clunky version of the combat in a game called Alter Echo. You would tap one of the shoulder buttons to switch forms on the fly. It was the first thing I thought of when I realized pulling the triggers would switch weapons. And I really like it. The past games I always just stuck with…

I was one of the loudmouthed douchebags who saw the first images of DmC, with the skinny, Rihanna-hair having pussyboy Dante and thought "THIS ISN'T DEVIL MAY CRY! HERPETYDERPHERPTTYDERP!" And then I played the demo and had to shut my face, cause holy shit, this game actually plays -better- than the originals. It's…

This can be said of all news outlets these days, not that Giz is news. Spot on with sensational, linkbait headlines... I think I just come here to get pissed off sometimes...

Sam Biddle did it a few hours ago and I got shit on for pointing it out.