HE HATE TEAMS
What the hell is the context of this painting? Why was the woman still wearing her fancy hat if she was going to get into a scrap? Why does the man look like he’s been fighting an ocelot or practicing emo pre-teen self help? What’s the money line and can I take the under?
Oh yeah Larry Bird of a huge marketable brand. All the kids nowadays are clamoring for the Larry Bird “grandpa sitting on the sideline” style.
“Rosin bag” is also Goose’s nickname for his scrotum.
Goose Gossage would have loved to see this, but he was too busy masturbating into a rosin bag while staring at an old photo of George Brett.
Sports writers as a group generally suck. It takes so little to suck ass for access and even less stressed trot out all the usual sports tropes and cliches. Sports writers are right in line with Hollywood and celebrity reporters.
This is literally the most honest assessment of how crappy Plaschke is. He makes Simers looks like Jim Murray.
Simers got FP Santangelo fired from the Dodgers. Simers was a God
I’ll admit it: I liked Simers. Yes, he was grumpy and crusty, but he was good at it. Every so often he’d have a great column, such as the one when he and Jeff Kent finally had a confrontation and both came out the better for it.
No way. Him calling out Jim Mora for not trying against Stanford knowing they were going to ply again the next week was amazing.
I think Melo might actually be a better option (not saying much)—-at least he’s got a chip on his shoulder and will give an effort.
Somebody should have informed them that
IT’S FRIIIIDAY. Gonna check Deadspin! Oh I see Ley posted something with animals involved and...
See? Assault rifles ARE needed! The 30 hog guy wasn’t full of shit!
“compared to his teammates who are currently playing in a 13-7 deficit to the worst team in the conference”
Baseball does not have conferences
Oh, those bumbling Dodgers!
Hush...as a Californian, I love hearing these outrageously uninformed speculations about how Arizona is going to become beachfront property. I just act like I’ve never heard it before and say “...you don’t say; tell me more...”. It’s like listening to a child trying to explain how planes fly...it’s just so adorable!
The red was part of your pre-programming- I've already said too much
You know California will not actually ever sink into the ocean right? The two shifting plates in CA don't go in opposing directions with one headed out to sea.