Yeah, there’s definitely a part of the map where it rains more or less constantly as part of the main quest.  

Shit, I’ve been cut already?

Nah. Didn’t you read this:

I hope so.  Practice squad pays $8000 per week (plus hope, I guess), which isn’t so bad.  

Came here for this. 

I’m a mechanical engineer and I have absolutely no idea how the heck his school was ABET accredited.  He’s so bad at everything.  Literally everything.  

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

Don’t you worry guy! Argentinians take women’s basketball just as serious as mobile posters hyperlinking on Kinja.

I’m just mad the Mets keep winning because the ticket prices suddenly went back up to levels I don’t feel like paying.

Han shot first?

D) All of the above.

Q: Zion is...

Men = Everyone

The majority of the trolls who want to make some sort of discriminatory comment have never ran half a mile in their entire lives. 

I have not seen this picture before and assuming it’s not photoshopped, JEEEEEESUS. That is not the look of a man with properly functioning kidneys.

I don’t want to star you, since it will pull the original troll out of the greys, but bravo for this response, OnAHalifaxPier. I almost spit water all over my monitor.

Fixed this for you:

It took me a second, but then I remembered the casual racism of elementary school playgrounds in the 80s.

If it burns on the way in you probably need to shop around a little more, or so I’m told