I’ll wait for the Jomboy Breakdown.  

Nah, this was way more entertaining than adhering to baseball’s stupid, archaic unspoken ‘rules’.

Probably not the smartest move, but honestly, I’d like to see more acts of good sportsmanship like it.  Argue away Turner!

That man is a national treasure.

Woody is just a Big Baby.

Jordan wouldn't have let Steve Kerr coach a team that beat him in 3 Finals. He would have punched him for trying. And two for flinching.

Edibles man. Sometimes you misjudge the quantity and this is the result.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

LeBron James will also never got caught shaving points to pay his gambling debts and secretly get suspended for 2 years. So, you're right, he'll never be MJ!

First I asked myself who would want a collector’s jersey commemorating LeBron’s saddest season yet. Then I remembered how many people hate LeBron. 

Michiganders can rarely tell the difference.

A word of advice, no one else likes when you play devil's advocate.

The way that Jeep just kind of flips into the driveway, seemingly normally parked, is pretty amazing, too.

I never realized I could want something this badly before. 

That fits his usual approach. Invent problem. Tear up existing system. Complain it's too hard to do what he wants. Redo old system. Declare victory. 

The average American also cannot pass the citizenship test. 

Bernie wishes he was FDR. He's no FDR. 

A tomato.

Did a Russian write this

This is Turtledovean-level alt-history, and I want to see the movie made about it ASAP.