Pfft. They could have easily CGI’d Cavill’s face on a body double. This is the 21st century, they can do anything with CGI.

He’s with the Angels, now still.

How long have you worked at the White House?

Today is my birthday and I was doing the annual “What I’m going to do over the next year” exercise with a friend when this news hit. A reminder that a year, hell another day, isn’t a given. Make them count.

R.I.P Tyler and deepest condolences to his friends and family.

I mean, I GET the joke but

Congratulations to new Wizards GM Joey Chestnut!

To quote the late great Chick Hearn, “The chances are slim and none, and Slim just left town.”

Kawhi responded to questions about perceived delays in his decision-making by saying “making my decision about a free agency destination is certainly on my to-do list. However, dropping an Amazon return at the UPS store and stopping by Kohl’s for a new pack of socks come first on the list, and once you start going…

As a Red Sox fan (I know), I was horrified until I realized they’re probably British so whatever. Have a good time, get a foul ball, root for both teams! It’s fine! Definitely highlight this and not the merciless ass-whomping the Sox are receiving.

The two films can be contrasted as follows: one is a semiplausible and somewhat thoughtful film about the impending doom of a rock falling out of the sky, and the other involves Bruce Willis and does unspeakable things involving animal crackers.

And scene chewing Stanley Tucci at his best, “...sure, and the moon is made of cheeeese.”

I’ve got ants in my pants!

I still like Deep Impact, but I could never get behind Armageddon. I haven’t watched either in...probably a decade or more, though. Perhaps I should revisit them.

Haha. I remember when he first came on the scene with the Dodgers (yes, he was an Astro/Marlin, but he’s made a name as a Dodger)...and you could practically feel the hesitation through the screen when announcers would look down and see “Kike” in their notes.

If him and deBlasio ran, it’d be the perfect ticket since Bill reminds me of the ape people.

Kiké Hernández is single-handedly responsible for American sports media learning the importance of accents in Spanish names.

Every time I see or hear Sestak’s name all I can think of is this:

If Kawhi spurns them, they will struggle to deal with the loss of Mo Wagner, other dude, and other dude. This is a good and true opinion.

This is so dumb.

it’s worth remembering that hugging or otherwise touching a stranger without their permission is totally uncool