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It’s actually Fred Armisen portraying a “Geoffrey Zakarian-esque” character in a dram-com about cooking.

“Both sides of the sporting isle”

I have zero clue as to his qualifications (and thank you for enlightening us), but you can’t tell me that photo isn’t of a Fred Armisen character.

Camaro

Friend with a 70's Camero. This is in the late 80's. He’s having a charging problem, so I offer to lend him my spare alternator for a while until he can get his rebuilt.

I’m pretty sure Sheriff Clark over in Milwaukee had a few things to say about the citizens’ rights to safety.

I thought the most important thing our government does is protect our rights? Kinda like it says in the constitution? Where does it say anything about safety?

This man is the human equivalent of a soiled diaper. He even looks like one.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams dong shots.

Way to know your dongs, and kits, Supernintendo.

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As CNBC regularly broadcasts Jim Cramer, most viewers didn’t notice a difference.

If the Viper ACR ever went to school, it’d be that one older brother that if it stood up during lunch, every other car would be all “oh fuck” and hunker down avoiding eye contact at all cost.

“students received pictures of themselves covered in swastikas.”

“You are the real Nazis of this country.” The school district had received “100 angry emails and 50 voicemails” over the casting controversy and students received pictures of themselves covered in swastikas.

I always wanted to see the batshit insane version of LotR that Boorman was working on in the ‘70s, before he lost the rights. I imagine it would have looked a lot like Excalibur, just as Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon was in many ways the reincarnation of his unproduced Napoleon project.

That was my favorite animated Disney movie as a kid, as it was the one that was princess-free.

Anything that makes him tear up a bit is a good thing.