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It’s actually Fred Armisen portraying a “Geoffrey Zakarian-esque” character in a dram-com about cooking.

“Both sides of the sporting isle”

I have zero clue as to his qualifications (and thank you for enlightening us), but you can’t tell me that photo isn’t of a Fred Armisen character.

Camaro

Friend with a 70's Camero. This is in the late 80's. He’s having a charging problem, so I offer to lend him my spare alternator for a while until he can get his rebuilt.

I’m pretty sure Sheriff Clark over in Milwaukee had a few things to say about the citizens’ rights to safety.

I thought the most important thing our government does is protect our rights? Kinda like it says in the constitution? Where does it say anything about safety?

This man is the human equivalent of a soiled diaper. He even looks like one.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams dong shots.

Way to know your dongs, and kits, Supernintendo.

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As CNBC regularly broadcasts Jim Cramer, most viewers didn’t notice a difference.

If the Viper ACR ever went to school, it’d be that one older brother that if it stood up during lunch, every other car would be all “oh fuck” and hunker down avoiding eye contact at all cost.

“students received pictures of themselves covered in swastikas.”

“You are the real Nazis of this country.” The school district had received “100 angry emails and 50 voicemails” over the casting controversy and students received pictures of themselves covered in swastikas.

The most stunning revelation? Jameer Nelson is still in the league.

So when Pence said he would never have dinner with a woman who is not his wife, he was being truthful.

Nailed it, VP Q-tip wants a little something.