Could have sworn it was a follow-up to Teeth.

Anytime I need to specify if its a V8 or V6 for friggin wiper blades

The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

Yeah, they Britta’d the hell out of that ad.

They are all BS’n. I left work Thursday to the old “that’s it, im not watching the super bowl cause the Eagles are declining a white house visit blah blah” guy, guess who was just recapping the game with his super far right neighbor? same guy.

The troops who actually understand the oath they take require no reconciliation from the cowardly clown in chief.

Didn’t an African American player make a similar post-playoff speech a few years ago that resulted in him getting blasted by the media/league/fans for acting like a brainless, violent “thug?”

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

So the video game independent concussion observer is more effective than the IRL one?

This is not a anti-Pats article, this is a anti-Pats fan article.

Dad?

Christ, didn’t take you boners long to prove his point...

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

They sacrificed precious dip space for vegetables. Vegetables! Vegetables in their whole, unaltered form have no place at a Super Bowl party. Cool stadium though.

Oh man, after finally reading it it’s even dumber than we’d imagined. What a wet fart Nunes has produced here.

Neat!

Kobe 81 pt game 20 FTA

Yeah, but it was against a G-League team so it doesn’t count. And they almost lost to that G-League team.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.