Neat!

I was thinking parts of Death Valley

Other than the lack of vegetation, which isn’t that obvious, this looks remarkably like the Mojave Desert.

Kobe 81 pt game 20 FTA

Killer Whales are dolphins. (delphinidae)

Hate to break it to you sport, but most presidents end up with positive polls after SOTU speeches. It’s really hard to mess up when you have a team putting together a speech and fluff moments for you.

Don’t worry though, give President shit-for-brains a few days and he’ll be back on twitter reminding everyone how…

found the nazi

When I read Slappy’s Revenge, this is the first thing came to mind:

At first I thought Jungle Cruise was going to be a quasi-reboot of The African Queen.

Yeah, but it was against a G-League team so it doesn’t count. And they almost lost to that G-League team.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.

I thought the tools were named Chad in sales.

“...She would also forbid anyone from using the microwave while she was in the house and wouldn’t touch any food that had been heated up with one.”

(Small nitpick but it was a bob haircut)

I still think the stinger of this movie will involve discovering a yet-to-be-seen Captain trapped somewhere in the Quantum Realm.

Remember when Doc left the Celtics because he didn’t want to captain a rebuild?

Remember when Chris Paul and Blake Griffin locked DeAndre Jordan in his home forcing him to remain a Clipper? Jordan is a sucker.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

+1 Tentative But Ultimately Meaningless Extension