Well, they didnt eat the storm troopers in the short. But its a big moon... 

The sticky problem is the lack of unbiased means of determining districts.

Arenas spent 30 days in a fucking halfway house and got a couple years probation. Cry me a river lol. If he had gotten a license for those guns he would’ve been fine.

“Artest calmly rested on the table as a few players continued to bark at one another. Wallace took his overreaction to the next level by grabbing a team towel and hurling it at Artest, who initially got up from his seat but was held back by Reggie Miller. As Ron resumed his prone position on the table, season-ticket…

Oh please, Hockey players throw a flurry of punches like a bunch of kids. Meanwhile once a giant threw a well connected punch to fellow giant.... Well, you should see it on yourself.

I bet once he gets home he puts his head on Mother’s lap and has a good cry.

Seriously, he goes to a black church the day before MLK Day and right after Trump calls black nation’s shitholes and he thinks, what, they’re going to praise him? They’re going to ignore it? He’s obviously never been to a black church before, where the daily news is often a topic of the sermon.

Pence reportedly grew “visibly red-faced”

However, Mother taught him not to misbehave in church, so he did not raise his voice or even speak his objections. Mother would not be happy with him.

I imagine it was literally a “I know blacks hate me. I’m gonna park my ass in the front row and dare them to say a word.”

Am I missing something? Why is Pence at this church? It’s like he’s asking to get roasted.

Vice President Mike Pence spent Sunday morning—the day before Martin Luther King Day—at the predominantly black Metropolitan Baptist Church in Maryland. There, he sat in the front row...

I don’t know why, but I’m imagining the Beef Horn sound to just be snippets of Roseanne Barr’s Star Spangled Banner sliced together and set to oscillating volumes.

My personal favorite

Jeep is the best/worst about putting out awesome concepts and not following through. My contributions, the J12 and NuKiser, which I would give up a kidney for, maybe even both.

What’s your logic on this? It makes no sense — families create greater social stability. What do you have against families?

I remember that article. I LOVED that article.

“Chain migration” is a bullshit term used by the racist far-right to make family reunification sound scary and threatening. Let’s not use it and enable their distortions.

That’s not chain migration at all. That’s legal migration. Chain migration is when the immigrant then brings over family members.