Well this explains why Rick Steves spends so much damn time in Amsterdam.

Dude is a Physics major!

I don’t get them either! I mean its not like these people went to Starbucks and bought numerous cups of coffee and said their name was Donald Trump and called it a protest/boycott or went out and bought brand new $120 Keurig Machines only to shoot/smash/run over with their brodozers because they dropped Lumpy like a…

No, that’s Davis’ real eyebrow.

That’s nothing when compared to Bumble Bee Man who has been so fleshed out and nuanced that he has other lines besides “Ai Ya Yai *insert spanish sounding words that aren’t real spanish*

Eh, most people don’t think L.A. exists South of I-10 and East of I-110.

Unless you’re going uphill.. Then you turn away and back up so the back of the tire touches the curb.

“I will name her George, and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her and pat her and pet her and and rub her and caress her” 

No. Hingle is a GOAT.

Dr. Hobbit Forrest vs. Gandalf Hernandez in the Crotchtangle Regional bracket is going to be a sloberknocker!

Perhaps I am...perhaps...I...am...

I almost certain that Quindarious Gooch was a Key and Peele East-West College Bowl name.

Most Asian markets will sell pints of blood (pork or beef) as well.

You can. For whatever reason I cant link or load pics right now but if you google rear engine el camino you get some pretty wilde stuff.

I would have gone with Jeff Bridges in Blown Away but this works.

All tap water is treated water

See! Right there! Straight from the Fast and Furious franchise.

They’ll just point the finger at the Democrats, FOX News will regurgitate that it’s the Dem’s fault over and over and those Rural Voters will happily eat that shit out of a bowl with a teaspoon to savor the flavor of “librul tears”

Fucking Maximum Overdrive truthers....