"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"

Paying someone else to change the oil and service my car.

Might want to read the bullet points.

Love it. But where's my FemShep version?

Hey, who turned out the lights?

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haha, I'm a Scout and we recognise the ability of these 9v batteries.. we purposely bring them to outdoor events along with some steel mesh, as firestarters :D

I think it's worth being picky about whose opinions you choose to validate with. Definitely not going with taking public poll; think about how well that turns out for your average politician.

And that's why everyone hates calling customer service at Verizon. Because no one actually wants to help you. And then they brag about it.

I am a 50 year old atheist, married almost 30 years. Religion has nothing to do with my marital happiness. If you would do 3 seconds worth of research, you will discover that religious folks, and Christians in particular, have a slightly higher divorce rate than any other group.

Lazy? Or smart for creating something amazing out of a great idea?

Lol. God ain't real.

Extremely happy that this is becoming a more respected choice. People get so offended when you dare to live your life in a non conventional way.

Uh.......are you aware that if you work from home you can work nude? *looks down at nude body* It's GREAT

They even have a Windows Phone app, which I do have installed. In fact I just used it to type this out.

I'm from California. What is this "winter" you speak of?

i'll give you $2 for that last comment!!!

If there's a car in front of you, and you're both not passing the truck quickly, and you're sort of "lingering" waiting for the asshat in front of you to move on

Regarding the runner warning... Deodorant ≠ Antiperspirant

I do not need a micropone