All my dyslexics live in Texas.

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

Only rec-ing this because he did some of his best heeling in the Bay Area.

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Dammit man. I still get goosebumps watching this. Dusty Rhodes and now Roddy Piper in about a 6 week span.

It’s a baffling comment thread.

Cena’s run this year has been kinda mind-boggling to me. He was so universally hated because of his current Saturday morning cartoon persona, but he’s now doing something that almost no other legend in recent memory has ever done: he’s putting over the next generation guys on an almost weekly basis.

Very thoughtful of him to mind the balls.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Rack attack refers to the Torture Rack setup, not her breasts.

Full disclosure: Haven’t seen last night’s RAW/NXT but apart from that I’m pretty up to date.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

To be fair, it's about fucking time.

My favorite part of this subthread is that when a woman who is into cars (the stereotypical unicorn according to so many posts around here) shares her opinion about something annoying that “car guys” do, a whole bunch of them get all huffy and try to explain why her opinion is wrong. Her opinion. Way to go guys.

Considering this table is from 2011 and shows the value for arenas, I think it is you who did poor research.

Why did the Brewers send their bat boy out to argue?