The secrecy was so unnecessary—all they needed to do was announce that the brand was evolving and Tennessee fans would demand never to hear about it again.
Honk! Honk! (.)(.)
Fun fact: This is exactly how pro wrestling works.
I realize this is not by any means definitive, but I have googled my little heart out since I saw Hollander’s tweets looking for his reaction to the many riots that break out in College Park when the Terps win or lose against Duke. I can’t find a thing. I find that silence deafening. I can’t seem to get on to the…
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As a Floridian I can only say: I’m sorry. Consider this a preemptive apology for the 2016 election as well.
I see it like getting lapped in a race. A person is lapped once the person ahead passes him/her a second time around. Being directly behind or next to the person doesn’t count. To bat around, you need to at least have the first batter in the inning at bat again. The ninth batter recording the last out wouldn’t count.
Fuck, I’m going to need a drink before starting into the comments.
To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.
No competent usher would ever let someone take their seat in the middle of a pitch. At Nats Park they have literal stop signs that prevent anyone from trying to take their seat while the ball is in play.
The best-ever WAR by a rookie third baseman is 8.8 by Dick Allen in 1964.
You lost me at “the Cubs have a real shot at the World Series this year”
[T]he Cubs have a real shot at the World Series this year
I mean, go ahead and petition MLB to schedule more 10 a.m. ET games if you like.
+107 years
I bow to peer pressure easily.
We’re going to need a bigger tarp.
“So should we put on a spoiler, or a GT wing?”