It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

Agloves. Silver thread throughout. Incredibly responsive, thin and light but still warm enough to keep your finders from falling off in the new arctic annex that is the Midwest.

Agloves. Silver thread throughout. Incredibly responsive, thin and light but still warm enough to keep your finders…

When the south says racist things they face towards Boston like it's their Mecca

If this is your company's "mascot", this shit will happen occasionally.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Was your friend at a vegan restaurant when that happened?

"Why didn't the semi brake?"

As a Stuy alum, I can tell you this kid is definitely a goober in a school full of them. That said, I have a bit of an issue with your whole, "Teens are supposed to dream of making careers doing something frivolous and unattainable, not soul-sucking and practical" point While I share your disdain for aspiring,…

Of course I don't. I have built up a natural immunity, strengthened by nuts, berries, vitamins, and regular sessions with an E-meter. I'd like to see the Autism virus try to penetrate the defenses of my temple.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

"I'm gonna fuck I'm so wet."

My wife just left, with my three children (ages 8, 7, and 3) to spend a 5-day weekend with her sister. She even took the dog. I'm probably going to call in sick tomorrow, and do nothing but masturbate and sleep and masturbate and eat and sleep and masturbate and masturbate and I'm SO FUCKING…

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

I'm buying this, but you're out of your fucking mind if you think I am about to put it outside to promptly get stolen.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

The one where the recruit throws his scholarship letter in the garbage is pretty great.

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

Must be a pretty shitty dictionary if they have occupational spelled wrong in it.