You mean like this?

One thing to consider: like the Droideka (manufactured by the Colicoid Creation Nest) this cute little fella's spherical body might be able to change into something decidedly less spherical when needed.

Also, can it's head-unit move to another body-type as needed?

When serving it's duties aboard a starfighter, how is…

As usual... no hat tip. Thanks Raph.

Worthless without pics of the wife and cheerleader side-by-side.

I can't decide if I'm mildly annoyed at people scamming....or if I want to do that to get a Wii U.

You need a trigger warning on this post, I'm having negative flashbacks to that stupid fucking Christmas jammies song from last year.

One of you is.

Hi. So, the first story is mine. I assure you, I didn't write it to be mean-spirited, but because it was absolutely hilarious. The guy was super nice, ate his meal, and like I said in the story, he said it was delicious. He even laughed when I explained that he had just had an entire meal at an Indian restaurant…

The last time someone told me they were allergic to a color, the person in question was three years old. Jeebus.

I just want all service people to know, I really am appreciative of the hard work you do. Especially when my family of 5 ventures out to eat, which we try to keep to a minimum. We have a 5, 4 and 2 yrs old. Who are all very picky and messy eaters, often leaving the table and surrounding area strewned with food and…

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Everyone knows about surge pricing though, so nobody should be surprised. I also work like three jobs and "rely" on uber to get home if I am too far away to walk/bike, and I am just really unsympathetic to this story. In Austin, during ACL surge prices, I got held at work past the time buses stopped (I had planned on…

you're definitely warned. However, if you're drunk you could easily click through the warning too quickly

Does Uber not tell you the price of the ride before you book it?

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

"We're out of your hollandaise sauce for post-game, Mr. Ryan... we will have a variety of other beverages available."

Shut the fuck up kid