The hell?

Why would I replace my vag with a hand?

That's a watching porn problem, not a masturbating problem (why yes, you can do the former withou the latter).

Yay! I was afraid they had killed this series.

When you are a women's health organization, and you are partnering with the FRC against PP, you just really have to rethink what your priorities are and how you got to where you are.

I thought the velvet shedding happened much earlier in the season? And that the deer had shiny, velvet free antlers for most of the season?

"We should have known that when they were able to find their way."

That is awesome, and I will now be the reindeer pedant during all relevant conversations.

Throw away? Don't people recycle their old machines?

Office Christmas party?

I think they are associated with sexy regular clothes (ie, not costumes). I certainly see women wearing tall socks with short skirts for day wear, and garter belts with short skirts are pretty standard sexy night wear. I think the only thing I notice is that the gap between hose and skirt is usually only present for…

That's the only acceptable answer to me, and apparently also the only acceptable answer to sreinhart.. If someone said yes, they would not get to have sex with me. I get to decide which risks I take with my body. So does sreinhart. Everybody gets to decide which risks they take with their body. Everybody is…

I'm just really disappointed at all the people who would assume consent based on underwear choice. It's too close to assuming consent based on skirt length or cleavage displayed. I think I will embroider "Just fucking ask already, what are you 12? If you can't talk about sex you don't deserve to have it" on all my…

Maybe you wore the underwear anticipating getting naked, but now you only willing to go down to underwear. Things change in between getting dressed and getting naked.

You can just go with "Is this ok?"

"I'd like to hope that someone who wore one of those thongs was expecting the guy (or girl) to unwrap."

"If I am going to buy "unwrap me" panties, and wear them, and show them to my boyfriend - that is pretty clearly me giving consent. "

Thing is, underwear can't give consent. Short skirts can't give consent. Stripper heels can't give consent. Having a message on a pair of underwear doesn't mean the wearer is consenting to sex. In fact, it doesn't even mean she is consenting to be unwrapped. It might mean that was the pair of underwear on the top…

They promote rape culture by implying that the words on a pair of underwear are consent, as opposed to the words coming out a woman's mouth which is what the "ask first" message is all about.

Awesome!