I don't recommend taking any sort of martial arts for self-defense. Martial arts are conducted according to a certain set of rules which both participants agree to abide by. You learn to defend only against those attacks which are allowed by the particular art you are studying. Even an attack like a strike is…

Being dumped is upsetting no matter how they do it. It's upsetting even when you know it was going to end anyway.

I am generally opposed to asking my friends to do something for me for free that they would ordinarily get paid for. I wouldn't ask a massage therapist for a free massage, I wouldn't ask a mechanic for an oil change, etc. Esp if they are freelance. I feel like I am taking away time that they could have open for a…

No, "tighty whities" doesn't convey nearly the prudery and asexual-ness that "granny panties" does.

No, "tighty whities" doesn't convey nearly the prudery and asexual-ness that "granny panties" does.

Why is it that there is no phrase like "granny panties" to describe those giant, white jockey shorts? (OK, I know why.) It's time to invent one.

That just made watching her pound the crotch with a hammer that much funnier.

The interesting thing about this story is not that Funny or Die is making a mock-sex tape and put out a casting call. The interesting thing about this story is that both Buzzfeed and Jezebel made the casting call for the woman the lede.

*raises hand*

"You could eat a football-sized portion of brussel spouts if you wanted with no need to worry about calories. "

Almost as bad, or maybe worse, you decide: when you are actively dating, coupled up people who feel a need to question why you want an SO and tell you that relationships aren't really going to make you happy. OH YEAH, SO WHY DON'T YOU BREAK UP, HUH?

Shower wine is among the best wine.

I know. So many people get hysterical about the risks of hbc, but at any age, it is still safer than pregnancy.

I think zie meant include men's decisions about birth control in the study.

"because his boyfriend doesn't want to meet my dad because he's a wealthy doctor and wealth makes him uncomfortable"

That CSA membership should have been in the gifts for unemployed people, too. Free groceries? Yes, please.

You don't need to flip an omelet. If you cook as pojken says, it will brown on the underside while the top sets. You want the top to be just a little bit set when you take it off the heat. if you are using fillings, you add them just as you take it off the heat, and they cook into the unset portion. Whether you…

Yes, baby. I'll be in my bunk.

YES YES for the love of dog.