I guess someone put Leland Townsend in charge of Disney. 

Well I don’t know why Zack keeps pretending I’m not in charge when he’s not here but either way I’m going to induct Suchamorda into the “Bob the Rock Image Shifter Demigod of Photoshop Hero of Man” Banned for Life Club ™️ any how its what Zack would have wanted. And also congratulate Suchamorda on the win here. Also…

Sorry to interrupt this Kotaku goodness, but Paul Maidment just resigned! Awesome start! 

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

In this case though, I’d argue that intent and reception are two parts of the dialogue. Ostensibly, she has no sexual intent, but you’’re right that subjectively the recipient could find it sexual.

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Casualties!

Mitch McConnell needs to be on this list.

Wreckfest with the new Tool playing in the background.

Blade Strangers now that it has the high-res sprite patch.

Astral Chain because duh it’s Astral freaking Chain.

NASCAR Thunder 2004 because it’s NASCAR throwback weekend.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

I see Double XP knows what the best Final Fantasy game is!

Either it made 10 billion yen or the dollar tanked so hard overnight I'll need to burn my home for heat. Pls confirm.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

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