Like a metroidvania?

Don’t forget about Flotsiks and Jetsiks

I think I read somewhere axing odwalla had a lot to do with logistics and the need for refrigerated trucks to deliver vs. the rest of the products in their portfolio not requiring refrigeration during transport. That makes it harder to justify keeping brand around if it's not doing well. 

“Bioshock 3" made me laugh. Such shade...

Just thinking how did this not make the byline. Demo was a fantastic mix of updated feel while still feeling nostalgic (those goblins collapsing into bones). Still looking forward to it, but wow what terrible timing for release.

Its so red! And...bland

This is the correct take. TF2, so criminally underrated. 

Welp I think that's the only nessus-ary comment we're going to need here

Honey Graham Oh’s were the best back when they were made by Quaker. They sold to Post a couple years back and they changed the recipe (enough that they took Graham out of the name and now they’re just honey Oh’s) and they are now just awful. It's an underreported tragedy. 

Came here for Botty McBotface but Rover is just as good. 

If I “like” this does it make us “friends”?

Wait, is it explained at all how she had his address? I didn’t see it in the linked article at all. Thinking about the people I play with if someone had a seizure the best I could do would be something to the effect of “This guy...on Central time...maybe from the Midwest.”

*Looks up articles written by Josh*

“...revolves around a fear of creating a divide between casual and competitive players, the latter of which might view Super Smash Bros. as outside their abilities if high-level play is given a spotlight”

You know what goes really good with spiked egg nog? Cookies, which you can currently bake in Destiny 2. Personally, I recommend the gentleman’s shortbread.

The point was intended to be a jab at people’s inability to properly contract words together. Noted, I will be more obvious next time :)

There are a lot of people who would just go with “they’re” for the first part and “your” for the second part.

I’ve figured it out, it’s all an effort to drive up traffic! Instead of going to one site (Splinter) to find a decent live blog of these hearings, we’ll now have to check every G/O site to see which one has the coverage.

From what I've read comments are completely disabled for scabskin

Came here for this. Not disappointed. Thought maybe it'd be Luigi shining his flashlight into creepy Sonic's mouth.