Right? The Valtrex idea is a pretty good one. Why not? After I read about Herpes B, yeah, I'll never get close to a monkey. That and they can easily rip your face right off. And B virus still has about 50% mortality. <silent scream and i'm out>

For real. The first thing I thought when I saw this picture was "AAAHH B-VIRUS". That shit can kill you, man. I work with macaques and my institution puts us on prophylactic Valtrex if we have any kind of broken-skin or mucus membrane contact, even though our monkeys are from domestic breeding…

This should happen every time someone tries to take a selfie, because I hate Millennials and their stupid selfies and their fun.

Seriously, never *ever* trust a monkey.

Agree. I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand even the most obvious of animal behaviors. It doesn't take a genius to see that monkey is already pissed in the first picture... Score is Monkey: 1000 points. Clueless lady: 0 points + 1 bald spot.

Ditto. My parents taught me a healthy respect for nature. They're wild animals, not pets.

Hey, I'm sure there are some trans women child abusers out there. Just as there are cis men child abusers out there. And cis women child abusers. And trans men child abusers. Humanity can be seriously fucked up, and predators exist in all kinds of forms.

I know this might sound weird, but this story actually made me feel better about flying. Knowing that the plane remained safe and airworthy even after this event occurred shows just how robust these planes really are in the face of weird "black swan" events. And the fact that these events are so rare that Bombardier…

Some in the crowd reportedly tried to stop others from taking part in vandalism and other violence.

Here's the best part of the Kirk Cameron piece:

If this was a crime, they really pulled it off.

Nothing is stopping you from running the same experiment gender swapped if you really want to try to say something.

Statistics.

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

that is because sweet wine is foul

getting off the airplane is the most painful process, not boarding. everybody waits while each person slowly files out, front to back. its like waiting in a bottleneck on the beltway. somebody please try emptying the aisle seats that can gather bags while the door opens, Middle seats next, followed by window seat…

If a shart were a dress.