I second this nomination.

Obvious troll is obvious....

Well Shit.

Cyclist was told by police that the plate was faked, unfortunately.

Apologies, I was just about to look a the article after commenting. I'd be asking the garage it was turning into about details :/

Wait, a numberplate clearly visible and no prosecution? FFS, this country.

All power, no turning, shocking everything other then power number? Its all muscle.

This video sent Prius owners back 40 years according to GR1M RACER. Sky Blue disagrees:

From this view, it could only be an Aston. Fair play to them.

*looks at south side of river*

This needs to be done more often.

You know what the young Youths these days love? That's right, soccer. And you know where they live? That's right, Greenpoint, Brooklyn. And you know what they drive? The Audi A8, with a base MSRP of $75,100. So Audi just installed a giant scoreboard made up of 28 of them in (where else) Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

I try to introduce a little flair and flavour into your daily lives at your convenience.

Hence why I said hope, rather than expect.

As a fellow 20-something Kentish male, I publicly apologize for the actions of this knob. Obviously we aren't all like this, and he is a monumental idiot.

I want a ride/drive in that.

The motorcycles were quoted screaming "YOU CANNOT DEFEAT OUR HURRICANE OF LOVE"

I had a stanced Ibiza (for the U.S audience, basically a redressed VW Polo), and took the cat right off on a curb. Even I had to laugh, despite the £100+ part. Its just a case of "Well, these things will happen." Looked beautiful when clean though. Part of me would die to be able to drive it, just once a week, just to…

Was going to say Bags for Fags, but thats offensive to homosexual people.

Many cars that are lowered and stanced have hydraulics in the suspension, to help them get off the slightest of curbs. This one doesn't. There's nothing like waking up in the morning to a nice hot cup of "SCRAPE CRUNCH CRUNCH SCRAPE CRUNCH" to start your day.