I just addressed this (see the response to ultimate word’s response to you)

There is no such thing as guaranteed for cap, as the cap is totally flexible. Saying “guaranteed for cap” is like saying “guaranteed unless we want someone else.” It would be a nonguarantee.

I’m sure this will get lost in the shuffle or repeat what someone else has said...

I like how everyone’s like “oh, so kind, Bethesda!”

Uhh... did you see the clips of him being interviewed? Did you see him, when asked if he was coming back, say “Hell yeah I’ll be back I love these guys.” Sorry Detroit, you can have him back in about 4 more years.

AHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

I’m a Sharks fan with no reason to love on the Blackhawks, but goddamn it Jonathan Toews is just the best.

Yup, and that is true both ways, oddly enough. Dubs make one more shot in Gm1 and Gm2, and this might be 3-0 that way.

The casual reference to the “Death or Ooga Booga” was the greatest thing I have ever read. Literally almost woke the baby I laughed so loud and unexpectedly.

One level of being cold blooded is not caring what others think, sure.

Andy Richter gave it a 9.8

I want NFL players to have guaranteed contracts but let’s be clear:

So... what movie should I see instead?

Saying Ronaldo is a victim for having iso’s is like saying Carmelo is a victim for having iso’s.

The correct answer is "Never..."

Hey Will + Deadspin editors: Honest ask here...

As a simple example:
Coca Cola pays $5 million per year to be the “official soft drink of X arena”. The arena then sells cokes (no pepsi!) for $8 each.

Yeah once you agree to a CBA term sheet, it’s kind of a dead-on sprint to get the thing done because it’s almost always at some major deadline with games only 14 days away. It is quite literally a hive of lawyers hammering our legalese based on a detailed set of agreed upon bullets (the term sheet the union and…

I’m not sure there is a counter that keeps Allen on the floor.

I know he’s a favorite target of the Deadspin crowd, but take his me-first mailbags out of it and look at the breadth and quality of Grantland and 30 for 30.