Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.

And then in suburbs, you get these:

This is all good in theory, but when a large percentage of hoods in the US start at rib-cage height or higher, I don’t think this is going to work all that often!

So true! There should also be a step for, “look up from your phone”, somewhere.

No thanks. You can just deliver them to my house. Outside.

First they ask if you are ok with theft in your home. Now they are asking if it’s ok to steal from your car. A hearty no thanks on both counts.

This could have all been avoided if people just took their cars to work like civilized human beings

I have questions about your terrible grammar.

run by not ran by

this stuff is starting to show up in the states.... in areas with a lot of Chinese people... sad.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

I recognize this may get buried here, as it goes against the prevailing point of view, but I want to provide a counterpoint.

I thought the point was to monetize white guilt?

Isn’t racism kinda the point of the study?