Bill Belichick is happy this morning, which is probably unbearable for him.

So how well off is a person with 500,000 subscribers? My wife and I have this ongoing debate. I’d say “don’t have to have a day job” rich. She’d say “never have to work again if he shut off his stream.”

My parents were simply not capable of handling my kids. “Hey, where’s my son?” “I don’t know - he was just here a minute ago...”. Or “He was right behind me.” Not paying attention in parking lots, not watching in the mall, leaving them alone in a movie theater at 4, on and on. We just gave up.

Sorry, but didn’t Affleck’s turn show we really didn’t need another Batman reboot anytime soon? Can’t we be like Christopher Nolan and let the corpse cool before we re-animate it?

I like that she’s owning it - the “RIP tiny charcoal grill” tweet was very self-aware.

We have the LX570 because you almost can’t find a TLC on the used market.

This is the exact car I want.

Nintendo’s such a weird company. Sometimes they’re so strangely silent when an explanation seems warranted .  The whole Virtual Console vs. Online Subscription confusion, for example.  No one really understood that right up until near release, fans were complaining, etc. But they steadfastly refused to provide much…

They use electric instruments.  So, “modern” as opposed to “classical.”

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you might consider talking to someone.

I tried this. Man, the Switch is heavy when you try to basically hold it by the bottom Joycon.  And I worried it would break the bottom Joycon where it slides onto the console.

Well, as Socrates said, from the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.

Is the story total over-the-top soap opera nonsense like NMH1 and 2?

For the crying, put your cutting board on your stove, then turn your vent hood fan to high.

I made cool little trivet/coasters out of mine. just glued them to a piece of burlap.

See the entire second half of Burt Reynolds’ “superstar” phase. Or Sinatra’s Rat Pack.

There’s a saying that “hard cases make bad law.” I think it’s better said that “good lawyers make bad law.”

I got an electronic mail from John MacAfee where he explained how to keep my fancy calculator off the grid.  Worked great.

What about Saga?  Never finished that.

Hopefully it wasn’t an injury to one of those ridiculous huge thumbs.