Where were you in high school? Silas Marner. Bartelby the Scrivener. Ethan Frome.

Is Amazon out of the ElevationDock4 in black? Every link I click redirects to the white one.

Is Amazon out of the ElevationDock4 in black? Every link I click redirects to the white one.

The News also reports that the attendant “was taken out of service.”

Agreed. I recall walking out of the theater feeling like the studio thought I was a mouth-breathing idiot. “Contempt” is the perfect word. I felt like someone said “let’s take a bunch of things that were popular and throw them into a blender and people will eat it up. They’re stupid.”

In high school dated a girl who had one of these new in bright red. It had the notchbak and the big sportbak like above. Unless it rained, she just drove it with the back and T-tops off, like a convertible.

The assumption is that an honest, hard-workin’ Murican would have all the jobs that them imgrunts got. Even the near-chattel-servitude, below subsistence-level ones.

The 538 article’s “Nic Cage Bot” is inspired.

I keep trying to tell people - there’s no proof that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. All we have are people saying Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. By no means is there definitive proof that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

What happens when the whole world turns into a long form version of those “interviews” wrestlers did in the 1980s:

I could only lie on my bed and think “I hope this is over soon”.

The segment on this interview from Apatow’s Zen Diaries Shandling doc was amazing. Shandling was clearly pissed and contemptuous of Gervais, and decided to teach him a lesson.

It feels like he needs something to do - to occupy his mind, to think about. Maybe he should try something intellectually rigorous like astrophysics.

I thought the Oilers were called the Titans now.

The one thing the world has taught me is that whatever you think is awful - prey it stays. Because the replacement is always worse.

The guy has really had a hard time since Valerian and Road to Wellness both tanked.

Yes. The cantanker-take.

Blacker and Hattier

Yes, “they” do. I really hate “them.”

Good Lord I want this. I want a pre-dented, pre-scratched version so I can treat it like a better version of a work truck with a cap.

Any test of ketchup that does not include Whataburger Spicy is invalid at its inception.