I'm sorry, but she was ugly.

Filipinos are some some ugly people.

He was also oriental.

You're so serious that you didn't bother to google it?

Or just shut up altogether?

Shut up.

Because they do more drugs than a touring funk band.

That's some timely humor.

Good stuff.

In Russia, puck shoots you!

You're pretty rad, dude.

The reason it isn't mentioned is because she's not hot.

Where's that black fellow who used to do the soccer articles?

Yeah, because it was so "good". That's why you couldn't pass.

You're really bad at iPhone.

You win the argument!

Thank god America has someone like you, to make sure the rest of us keep things in the proper perspective.