I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

He should have stuck with fencing.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Old nun has bad habits.

Does this bandanna make me look fat?

Not surprised at this. A #16 seed has never beaten a #9 in NCAA tournament play.

He should sue for recision based on lack of capacity. Taking out a loan at 8% to buy a PSL proves he has no business being involved in any financial transaction.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

What is Febtober?

I don’t know what his next move will be, but I hope he takes time to mullet over.

Man, if only the second paragraph of this post were about that exact thing.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

A failed run wouldn’t have ended the game;I believe they still had a TO and would have had around 20 seconds of game time.

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

I WAITED ALMOST TWO DECADES AND NOW I CAN FINALLY SEE THEM LOSE A WILDCARD GAME AT LAST