About 66,829 ways.

*someone else’s crab legs.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

The police have nothing to go on.

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…

Show me how you wiggle to get those jeans up. I bet you had to lay down on your bed to fit into those jeans. Did you step into those jeans or did you have to jump into them?

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Things won’t be easier for him when he gets to central PA. He is going to be in deep Sheetz.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

Alabama man complains about the evolution of jeans, how is this news

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

Show off. —Rick Pitino

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

The Bowling Green Massacre.