From the Reading Comprehension Tees

UNC announced that he is unlikely to miss any classes as a result of this injury. Berry announced that he won’t be attending any classes in the near future as he rehabs his hand.

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

He’s probably the one you should be reminding.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

Man, I’ve never known of a Gary Anderson to make his first mistake when it mattered most.

Usually when someone from the Dolphins line fucks up this egregiously they at least do it more incognito.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

Joe’s wife reacted with her usual degree of disgust. “Really Joe, you’re wearing it AGAIN?”

Answer the phone kid, Tampa bay is calling you.

When is comes to females cosmo ain’t got nothing to do with my selection.

I know for a fact that John Daly is an American who has certainly been affected by many Hurricanes.

I assume he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

This seems like a non-story. The ceremony would probably have happened in the middle of the week when school is in session, and you just can’t expect UNC players to skip classes.

I guess you never noticed all the pink in October while you were escaping.

Fuck this guy. I’m not going to be happy until he’s wearing stripes!

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

When his balls hit your eyes and you say “where’s that guy?”, that’s Adoree’…