Apparently, his Achilles wasn’t too stable.

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

I wonder if she has a structured settlement and needs cash now

Understandable. It is just like when they pulled Hannah Storm from announcing New Orleans Saints games in 2005.

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

That poor, poor family. Deprived of a full allotment of consonants ever since the Depression when Ricard Collinsworth had to sell them in order that wife Saly and son Carles could eat.

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Safe!

Look at how this question was setup:

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

Shut up about the Paris Agreement already!!!!

Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

It must be something with the name. I have an acquaintance named War Machine and he is always in trouble as well. Weird.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

And anyone who drives a Mercedes-Benz.

“Don’t mind if I do....”