Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

Spoken like somebody who has never driven on the QEW

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

Look at those tires. He’s all about that traction, boss.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

Because you can boil them to make tea.

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

i don’t think the dude is broke.

In my defense I really I thought that potato farm/golf course was going to work.

“Serves him right. Never take your eyes off those mother fuckers. Not for a second.”
-Jimmy Carter

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

But does the blue match the passion of the fans and the city?

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

It wasn’t his fault. He later tweeted, “Oops! Damned Belichick!”

As he’s tasked with setting up field goals, Seth Curry has to be feeling pretty good about his VORP right now.

BAH BAH, JEEM