Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

fuck you. i could own this motherfucker.

No regerts!

It’s not the car, its the driver. Maybe they were purposely sandbagging it for the Kia, just to make that headline?

The dodger did win.

What else is he supposed to do? Shoot webbing out from his hands to stop the car?

inb4 “They implemented Facial Recognition to make sure Hammond never gets in one again”

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Or Doors of Stone, true.

Discomfort? You mean like the back of a Volkswagen?

In all fairness, they got the prayers down - but the problem is that they’re not thinking hard enough. I feel like if they think hard enough, like reeeeally hard enough, that there’s some sort of solution to GUN violence that could prevent GUN violence from constantly happening...

A guy tried to rob me on the street with a gun but when I yelled “Thoughts and prayers!!!” he ran off and I was safe. It works!!!

This article is wrong.

$30,000 USD?

Who the hell travels with just one bird of prey? Silly poors!

My only concern is the fact that airline companies are advocating for avian species, but what about my emotional support wolverine?

But what about people with emotional support ocelots?

“Eyvind, why did you only fly 45m off Colin’s Crest?”