EfffingJediMaster
EfffingJediMaster
EfffingJediMaster

Incorporate over half of the winnings into an “investment company” and name myself CEO,CFO. My close friends and family become “employees” working for my company. Everyone has a standard salary, plus a bonus program. 1 million of every 5 million I earn from investments is equally split to everyone.

Actually, that looks like an elk, and that looks like a grizzly. So we are talking and a 300+ pound deer, and an 800+ pound bear. Both running faster than any human on the planet. That elk is clearly running for its life, and knows it. It tried to jump the tree and didn’t make it.

As a fslconer, I volunteer to go and observe this in real life. I think I might try and crowd fund this, you for science and shit.

COTD winner right here.

When I saw this the first time, my entire conclussion was that him going back in time, was the cause of the entire thing. The additional information and events that he triggered, caused the entire endless loop of the destruction of mankind.

This is truly impressive for reusable spacecraft and the future of space travel. Well done!

Reading this, and having two daughters, I was emotional (and am right now dammit) to see a strong female lead become a jedi like that and show young girls that they can be strong and do whatever they want too. Very powerful moment in the film.

So glad that I moved from that penis shaped sweatbox.

Thought about using this method this year. I may, may not. I have an egg style ceramic grill, it cooks like a dream, and with charcoal and apple on it, creates an amazing looking turkey.

If you need more than a 14 pound turkey, you need to consider going with 2 smaller birds. The bigger the turkey, longer to cook, longer it takes to cook, the better chance of it drying out. A bigger bird is not always better.

These are easily some of the funniest, and best written screenplays of all time. Personal favorite and possible honorable mention, Anchorman.

I just want a ridiculous car. Can I just have that, and not think about it?

My first real IT job was for a small company that had their own hardware and software for a pharmacy program they had developed. The company had 2 partners, one a true code writer, the other was the “marketing” partner.

So, some time, 10 years from now, the U.S. will have this. Oh, no, that would be optimistic...

COTD

My wife better never find this site, and someone better not have died in our house... Goddamit fucking internets.

I have no words.

Direct quote from the first book.

I lived in northern Michigan. Very common to have something like that once a week...

22 years in Michigan, and know what we call that? Thursday. I now live in North Carolina, my wife is born and raised Florida. We got one “significant” snowfall last year. Was the first time she had ever seen that much snow on the grounf and the entire county was shut down for pretty much 3 days. Where I am from, you