So glad that I moved from that penis shaped sweatbox.

Thought about using this method this year. I may, may not. I have an egg style ceramic grill, it cooks like a dream, and with charcoal and apple on it, creates an amazing looking turkey.

If you need more than a 14 pound turkey, you need to consider going with 2 smaller birds. The bigger the turkey, longer to cook, longer it takes to cook, the better chance of it drying out. A bigger bird is not always better.

I just want a ridiculous car. Can I just have that, and not think about it?

My wife better never find this site, and someone better not have died in our house... Goddamit fucking internets.

Can also use a dowel, slightly larger than the hole. Taper it to fit in the hole, whack with rubber mallet to fit. Either sand off, or block plane.

Gezzus fucking yes to this comment. People can’t make this shit up, it has to be real. The fact that we haven’t won in Green Bay since the 90’, prime example. Reading this article and comments makes me want to fucking cancel my NFL season ticket this year,that I already paid for. Might as well schedule my appointments…

Whole article and not one mention of 49 years of Superbowls (soon to be 50) and the Lions have never been in one. The fuckers haven’t won a playoff game since I was in high school. When I talk about my team, I feel like mother fucking Al Bundy when it comes to recounting old times. Geezus fuck, then we can’t win a…

I love my Magnum P.I. short shorts for running, but it is a guarantee that my thighs rub together with them on. Now, I wear under armor compression shorts under them to prevent it. Also nice because for a guy, is like having a jock on too.

Amateurs use chips. If you want to smoke like the pros, chunks is where it’s at. And, if charcoal, kamado style grills are awesome for it. I sart my charcoal, and put my chunks in the center for about 15 minutes to let them burn off a bit, then close my vents to the spots to maintain my heat. Boston Butt is a favorite…

Yes, this! I installed VLC media player, since there is no longer a media player with Windows. It works, used it all day yesterday, but tell Cortana, “Hey Cortana, play my music” and I get a reply, “Sorry there is no music on your device...” Oh, and how the hell do you turn her down?! Sytem sounds volume doesn’t seem…

Oh, knob turns, door won't open, what should I do? One kick and that thing would be bent like tinfoil.

I am going to pretend that a rice cooker was not suggested in this article to cook rice. Total waste of space in the kitchen, and really don't work that well...

I test drove a 2014 Touareg last week, and I was impressed, but not $60K impressed. As an owner of a 2013 Passat TDI I would love to go to another diesel. When Volvo announced this model would have a diesel, and from what I can see might possibly be the safest SUV on the market, seems like I may end up having one of…

Cleanup on aisle MY PANTS! Is it illegal to sell your children to buy something like that?

If you really would like to have good hash browns, and at least know the night before, take a couple of potatoes and bake them first. Let them sit in the fridge over night, then make them into hash browns. Normally any time we make baked potatoes for dinner, I make extra just for hash browns some time in the next…

I used to practice in racing flats at least twice a week. Not something that you want to be surprised in when you get to a race. Yes, I love barefoot running, and it works great for me. Anyone that has ever asked me about it, I always tell them the same thing; get the right shoes, start slow, work into it.

And fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you for not knowing a damn thing, not reading the actual lawsuit, and having no standing at all in regards to this. $100 for a pair of running shoes, is chump change. When I used to wear Nike's I would be happy to catch a pair from last year, discontinued on fleabay for $230. Get…

Well, as a former competitive runner, and someone that likes to run fast, I will completely disagree. I hadn't been able to run at a pace near what I could in high school until I started running barefoot. Anyone running cross country especially, will affirm that you are running in racing flats, which are pretty much…

I have been using VFF for the last 5+ years, and have had no issues. For reference, I have been a distance runner since high school (1989) and had to have a major knee reconstruction in 1996. The knee reconstruction was due to a severe car accident where I was smashed in between the bumpers of two cars. I have had…