EfffingJediMaster
EfffingJediMaster
EfffingJediMaster

Incorporate over half of the winnings into an “investment company” and name myself CEO,CFO. My close friends and family become “employees” working for my company. Everyone has a standard salary, plus a bonus program. 1 million of every 5 million I earn from investments is equally split to everyone.

Actually, that looks like an elk, and that looks like a grizzly. So we are talking and a 300+ pound deer, and an 800+ pound bear. Both running faster than any human on the planet. That elk is clearly running for its life, and knows it. It tried to jump the tree and didn’t make it.

As a fslconer, I volunteer to go and observe this in real life. I think I might try and crowd fund this, you for science and shit.

COTD winner right here.

When I saw this the first time, my entire conclussion was that him going back in time, was the cause of the entire thing. The additional information and events that he triggered, caused the entire endless loop of the destruction of mankind.

This is truly impressive for reusable spacecraft and the future of space travel. Well done!

Reading this, and having two daughters, I was emotional (and am right now dammit) to see a strong female lead become a jedi like that and show young girls that they can be strong and do whatever they want too. Very powerful moment in the film.

So glad that I moved from that penis shaped sweatbox.

Thought about using this method this year. I may, may not. I have an egg style ceramic grill, it cooks like a dream, and with charcoal and apple on it, creates an amazing looking turkey.

If you need more than a 14 pound turkey, you need to consider going with 2 smaller birds. The bigger the turkey, longer to cook, longer it takes to cook, the better chance of it drying out. A bigger bird is not always better.

I just want a ridiculous car. Can I just have that, and not think about it?

My wife better never find this site, and someone better not have died in our house... Goddamit fucking internets.

Can also use a dowel, slightly larger than the hole. Taper it to fit in the hole, whack with rubber mallet to fit. Either sand off, or block plane.

Gezzus fucking yes to this comment. People can’t make this shit up, it has to be real. The fact that we haven’t won in Green Bay since the 90’, prime example. Reading this article and comments makes me want to fucking cancel my NFL season ticket this year,that I already paid for. Might as well schedule my appointments

Whole article and not one mention of 49 years of Superbowls (soon to be 50) and the Lions have never been in one. The fuckers haven’t won a playoff game since I was in high school. When I talk about my team, I feel like mother fucking Al Bundy when it comes to recounting old times. Geezus fuck, then we can’t win a

I love my Magnum P.I. short shorts for running, but it is a guarantee that my thighs rub together with them on. Now, I wear under armor compression shorts under them to prevent it. Also nice because for a guy, is like having a jock on too.

Amateurs use chips. If you want to smoke like the pros, chunks is where it’s at. And, if charcoal, kamado style grills are awesome for it. I sart my charcoal, and put my chunks in the center for about 15 minutes to let them burn off a bit, then close my vents to the spots to maintain my heat. Boston Butt is a favorite

Yes, this! I installed VLC media player, since there is no longer a media player with Windows. It works, used it all day yesterday, but tell Cortana, “Hey Cortana, play my music” and I get a reply, “Sorry there is no music on your device...” Oh, and how the hell do you turn her down?! Sytem sounds volume doesn’t seem

Oh, knob turns, door won't open, what should I do? One kick and that thing would be bent like tinfoil.

I am going to pretend that a rice cooker was not suggested in this article to cook rice. Total waste of space in the kitchen, and really don't work that well...